5 Things I’ll Never Do Again on Mackinac Island
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Mackinac Island is a slice of Michigan magic – horse-drawn carriages, stunning lake views, and, of course, the sweet scent of world-famous fudge wafting through the air.
But not every island experience is a dream come true. After a few trips (and a few regrets), I’ve compiled a list of things I’ll never do again – so you don’t have to learn the hard way.
1. Rent a Single-Speed Bike to Tackle the Island’s Hills
At first, it seemed like a great idea—renting one of those charming, old-fashioned bikes and leisurely pedaling around the island.
Turns out, Mackinac’s interior is not as flat as the scenic M-185 road along the shoreline. Those hills will make you rethink every life choice leading up to that moment, especially if you’re stuck with a single-speed rental.
If you want to explore beyond the waterfront, splurge on a geared bike – or prepare for a thigh-burning, sweat-drenched struggle.
Related: Ultimate Guide to Mackinac Island Biking | Rentals, Trails, & More
2. Underestimate the Power of Fudge
They say Mackinac Island fudge is irresistible, and that’s no exaggeration.
It starts with a free sample (harmless, right?), then suddenly you’re seven flavors deep, debating whether chocolate mint, peanut butter, or turtle fudge is the superior choice.
Before you know it, you’re leaving with a pound per family member—and possibly a new cavity.
I’ll never again go in without a plan (or at least a spending limit).
Related: Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth at These Michigan Fudge Shops
3. Expect a Peaceful Stroll Down Main Street at Noon
Mackinac Island mornings are serene. The afternoons? A stampede of tourists, horses, and aggressive cyclists with questionable steering skills.
I once thought I could casually browse the shops around midday. Rookie mistake.
If you want to experience the island’s charm without dodging stroller-wielding parents and large family reunions walking four abreast, go early in the morning or late in the evening.
4. Assume I Can Walk ‘Just a Little Further’ Without Regret
Mackinac Island looks small on a map, but your feet will tell you otherwise.
One time, I figured a “quick walk” from Main Street to Fort Holmes (the island’s highest point) would be no big deal. It was a big deal. That steep trek had me gasping for air like I’d just run a marathon.
Next time? I’ll stick to a bike – or at least bring more water and fewer layers.
5. Order a Burger and Fries at a Fancy Island Restaurant
Look, the island has some great food—but you don’t go to a place known for fresh whitefish and iconic pasties and then order a cheeseburger.
I once made the mistake of paying premium prices for a very average meal when I could have been indulging in a legendary whitefish dip or a warm, flaky pasty.
Lesson learned: Eat the local specialties.
Related: The BEST Mackinac Island Restaurants
The Bottom Line
Mackinac Island is absolutely worth visiting, but a little insider knowledge can make your trip even better.
So learn from my mistakes – rent the right bike, time your Main Street adventures wisely, and for the love of all things good, pace yourself on the fudge.
Have you ever made a Mackinac misstep? Share your funniest island regrets in the comments!
